The schedule is 'fine for now,' but my dad made them a suggestion: "WE SEND OUR FIRSTBORN CHILD TO YOU TO BE A COMBAT BUTLER."
Not those exact words but it's the gist of it.
I'd move from Texas to Maryland for about a month or two, to help out my family and such. At first I was flipping out all "OMG CAN I BRING MY COMPUTER, I CAN'T LEAVE ~Daioh--Kitten BEHIND, I CAN'T POSSIBLY READ YAOI AT MY GRANDFATHERS HOUSE, WHAT IF MY PARENTS RENT OUT MY ROOM TO STRANGERS AND SELL MY MANGA."
But, they explained it to me, and it doesn't sound as scary. I AM 19, and the only one in our family without a job or education (your welcome) so I have many free times. It wouldn't be for too long, and I have always wanted to be a combat butler. (I even get to wear a badass tux and train in martial arts--what, I didn't tell you? We're an ITALIAN family, gangbangin' since before you knew!)
...My grandfather is a very important person.
As for now, it's probably not going to be needed, but my dad warned me that I AM THEIR ONLY HOPE/notinthoseexactwords so, I kind of feel happy they even considered me, their failure, to even be an option to help with the family.
Saku feels special.
In the meanwhile, please pray (or wish on stars or just keep in thoughts, da yo) that everything goes OK and I don't have to move. But if I do, that I would be okay, and so would my friends and family and secret stash of... adult material. (That none of them need to know about.)
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Two of my FAVORITE clubs on DA are having contests I am donating prizes to:
I am donating a prize package to each of the contests, so check out club details for prizes!! For 1st, 2nd and 3rd place prizes I am donating various items like pin-ups, paperchildren (paper dolls), pen-and-ink illustrations and MOAR.
Many other members are donating great prizes as well, all of them incredibly talented artists with creative ideas for the winners gifts!
(An early start kolholhol here are 4 things I wants)
1#: Kaworu Nagisa and Shinji Ikari (from Evangelion). I would love a BL style gift, but if my 'Santa' doesn't like BL, a platonic image is A-OK!
2#: Sexy-sexy Fujiko (from Lupin III) pinup style. (ouo)
3#: A platypus, unicorn, and narwhal in the ultimate battle for the universe (yes)
4#: Utena and Anthy (from Revolutionary Girl Utena). (Your choice if you want to draw it yuri-style, anything is fine with me O Santa
If I am your Secret Santa, I shall draw you your hearts desire!! XD
It's gonna be a busy end-of-the-year. I hope some of you can join in on the fun! Since the Enzai and Muraki club is a small, dedicated fanbase, we need lots of entries to even have an active contest... please help us keep active and make our first big contests a success!
~~Sakura
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