FANFICTION RHAPSODY
WRITTEN BY DAIOH--SAKURA @ DEVIANTART.COM
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY WRITTEN AND ARRANGED BY QUEEN
CATEGORY: SATIRE/PARODY
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Is this in canon?-
Is this my fantasy?-
I don’t mean to brag-
But Sa-su-ke’s in love with me-
Open your arms-
Look up to the stars and scream-
Someone rescue me, I need your asspatting-
Because my eyes dazzle, shine and glow,-
See through hearts, hard as stone-
Precious jewels that tear up, from my dramatic backstory,
Story

Mama, just killed Kikyo,
Kagome too, they’re both dead,
“Who needs them?” I laughed and said,
Mama, Sesshy loves me so,
And so does Edward Elric and Cullen--
Dearest fan girl friends,
Didn’t mean to make you mad,
But I can’t help that bishis are hot for me,
Tee-elll, dee-arrrr, ((TL;DR))
As if grammar really matters.

Princess, of moon, earth and sun-
Just an ordinary girl,
Queen of the whole fanfic world,
Goodbye, decent plotline-you’ve got to go!-
Wish-fulfillment self-insert will replace you-
Ka-waaaaaaa-ii de-suuu~<3 (Anyway, the plot blows)
I swear I’m Japanese,
You know I wear a sailor-fuku to school-

I know I’m terribly plain and dull and drab,
But my hair flows like amber-pink-purple waves of satin
I’M NARUTOS’ SISTER, THE REAL-LIVE FOURTH HO-KA-GE
OH NOES, I DIED! (oh noes, I died)
OH NOES, I DIED! (oh noes, I died)
OH NOES I DIED ALL THE BISHIS WEPT AND CRIED-they wept and criiiii-I-I-I-I-ied!
But I’m a moon princess, why won’t you love me-
KYO SOHMA UNDERSTANDS, HE RESURRECTED ME-
HIS KISS OF LIFE SHOCKED LIFE BACK INTO ME-
What the heck, flamer scum, jealous I have fans
BAD REVIEW! -NO! YOU’RE JEALOUS OF MY SKILL (What a troll!)
BAD REVIEW! -NO! YOU’RE JEALOUS OF MY SKILL (What a troll!)
BAD REVIEW! -NO! YOU’RE JEALOUS OF MY SKILL (What a troll!)
JEALOUS OF MY SKILL (what a troll!)
JEALOUS OF MY SKILL-OOOOOOH HO HO HO HO HO!
I am such an elite writer, way more popular than thee,
All your trolling proves how envious you are of me, of me, of meeeeee-

So you say my writing and my OC sucks ass-
So you think you can give me constructive advice??!-
Ohh, readers-call the WAAAMbulance readers-
Report them for me-you are my own fan girl army-

Spelling doesn’t matter,
Can’t you people see,
None of that stuff matters,
When you are a Sue named Mary…

…Anyway, the plot blows




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CREDITS

‘Fanfiction Rhapsody’

Written by: Daioh--Sakura at Deviantart.com
Inspired by ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’
Bohemian Rhapsody tune and lyrics written and belong to QUEEN. I do not own the melody.



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DISCLAIMER

-Any offense taken from this satire piece is entirely coincidental.
-I do not own Bohemian Rhapsody, and I am not profiting from it
-If offense is taken, call the WAAAMbulance immediately.

-That is all.